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Rihanna, what do you want to go to a club for when we know this is what happens every time.
As Americans let’s take a look at the last known child King that we can remember.
That was a rough one. Luckily, King Joffrey died on the show and the world rejoiced. Also, people harassed the actor so much that he quit acting from all the hate. Don’t you love the internet!
Seriously, how did he not win all the awards???People hated his character so much that they wrote hate mail to him. I would like to see Leo or Brad try to be that good at acting.
Oh, yeah, the 7 year old King. Now that we have him what would you like to tell your soon to be loyal subjects?
God Save the Queen.
My answer in all phases of my life:
Seriously, I have never wanted anything as much in my life then to drink endless glasses of champagne with a bobbed hair, short skirt wearing, chain smoking, stenographer who just wants to Charleston until we drop.
Hopefully, we have a reverse 1920’s where they came out like gangbusters at the beginning of the decade and then fell into a sinkhole of a depression; where as we started slow, but now we are ready to go 2 Fast, 2 Furious for the next 9 years.
I mean, really, what could go wrong???
Finally, somebody gets it. Always getting the shaft when it comes time to salute the body. Time to stop turning a blind eye to one of mother natures most crucial orifices and express our admiration because really it has been dealing with shit for years and nobody seems to care. It is sad. It really is.
Also, don’t look up “funny anus gifs” they are not funny in any way.
Geez, whatever will we do with our time????
1920’s here we come.