I hope you enjoyed your hot dogs, your adult beverages, and some pool time. I hope you are still enjoying those things today. If not, well, here some news to get you through the day.
JAWS
There is Hulk Hogan, G.I. Joe, Sully Sullenberger, Bruce Springsteen and our newest American Hero…Joey Chestnut.
Give a person 40 hours of work and they will waste 35 hours of it. Give them 35 hours and they will waste 32 hours of it.
The point is hours will always be wasted. because it is work, but less will be wasted. Less.
Pete Sampras is Alive…and still boring.
A bad ass though.
Have you heard this one before? A Volcano walks into a bar…
Corona(The Virus) taketh, Corona(The Beer) Giveth.
James Cameron makes T2 on ecstasy while if I was on ecstasy I am like this-
This would be the movie. The whole movie. 142 minutes of me trying to figure out how to open up a sliding glass door before giving up, going into the fetal position and crying.
Do we just stop voting now and get the mug made up for her? Do we need to find the prison she will be receiving it in first?
Thanks, Mom!!!!!